Population | 28.767 billion |
Capital | Decepticon Headquarters |
Leader | Megatron |
Faith | Megatronism |
Currency | Energon Cube |
Animal | sapient CPU |
The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.767 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 7,070 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,801 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,258 per year while the poor average 44,160, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.
Decepticons believe manners maketh the leader, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.
Victorious Decepticons is ranked 6,257th in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 494.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Victorious Decepticons, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
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Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Victorious Decepticons, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
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Victorious Decepticons, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
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Victorious Decepticons, Decepticons believe manners maketh the leader.
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Victorious Decepticons, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
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Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Victorious Decepticons, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
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Victorious Decepticons, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.