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Most Efficient Economies: 428th Largest Insurance Industry: 836th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,146th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Total Domination of the Universe.
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Victorious Decepticons

Population22.985 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters
LeaderMegatron
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.985 billion Decepticons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 5,264 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 229,053 Energon Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Populations of two-headed sapient CPUS have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 155,959th in the world and 3rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -38.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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1%
Most Efficient Economies: 428thLargest Insurance Industry: 836thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,146thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,235thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,259thMost Armed: 1,261stHighest Economic Output: 1,367thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,729thMost Avoided: 1,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,195thLargest Black Market: 2,398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,791stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,992ndFattest Citizens: 3,032ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,105thHighest Crime Rates: 3,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,247thLargest Retail Industry: 3,729thMost Devout: 3,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,811thLargest Populations: 3,825thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,110thMost Stationary: 4,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,168thMost Influential: 5,869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,677thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,754thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,475thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,815thHighest Drug Use: 14,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,262nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Victorious Decepticons was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, populations of two-headed sapient CPUS have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Victorious Decepticons's influence in Interdimensional Alien Zone fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".

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