The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.049 billion Decepticons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 4,956 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 224,800 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 909,626 per year while the poor average 37,031, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Megatron's fingers, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and most Energon Cube coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 22,756^th in the world and 1^st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Smartest Citizens, with 56.45 Quips Per Hour.