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Most Efficient Economies: 441st Largest Insurance Industry: 959th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,195th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Total Domination of the Universe.
Influence
Superpower
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Victorious Decepticons

Population22.049 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters
LeaderMegatron
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.049 billion Decepticons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 4,956 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 224,800 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 909,626 per year while the poor average 37,031, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Megatron's fingers, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and most Energon Cube coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 22,756th in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Smartest Citizens, with 56.45 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 441stLargest Insurance Industry: 959thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,195thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,299thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,340thMost Armed: 1,342ndHighest Economic Output: 1,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,652ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,689thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,079thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,221stHighest Crime Rates: 2,987thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,029thFattest Citizens: 3,173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,331stLargest Mining Sector: 3,470thLargest Black Market: 3,484thMost Devout: 3,881stLargest Retail Industry: 3,944thLargest Populations: 3,959thHighest Average Incomes: 3,960thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,027thMost Stationary: 4,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,537thMost Influential: 6,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,925thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,229thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,263rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,745thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,636thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,498thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,204thRudest Citizens: 15,781stHighest Drug Use: 17,216th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, most Energon Cube coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, the fate of the world literally rests on Megatron's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, international trade is a sticky issue.

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