The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.344 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 6,057 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 239,014 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 995,233 per year while the poor average 37,523, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and the children of Victorious Decepticons are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 228,723^rd in the world and 3^rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.