The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.985 billion Decepticons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 5,264 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 229,053 Energon Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Populations of two-headed sapient CPUS have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 155,959^th in the world and 3^rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -38.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.