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Largest Insurance Industry: 890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,054thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,178th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Total Domination of the Universe.
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Victorious Decepticons

Population28.767 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters
LeaderMegatron
FaithMegatronism

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.767 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 7,070 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,801 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,258 per year while the poor average 44,160, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Decepticons believe manners maketh the leader, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 6,257th in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 494.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 890thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,054thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,178thMost Avoided: 1,282ndHighest Economic Output: 1,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,516thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,873rdMost Armed: 1,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,493rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,682ndTop
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Most Stationary: 3,412thLargest Populations: 3,452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,851stFattest Citizens: 3,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,906thLargest Black Market: 4,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,078thMost Devout: 4,116thHighest Average Incomes: 4,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,492ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,494thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,782ndHighest Crime Rates: 5,909thLargest Retail Industry: 6,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,257thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,802ndMost Influential: 6,921stMost Patriotic: 7,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,579thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,450thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,908thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,582ndSmartest Citizens: 19,690thMost Conservative: 22,337thLargest Governments: 26,892nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, Decepticons believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Victorious Decepticons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Victorious Decepticons, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.

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