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Largest Insurance Industry: 955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,153rd
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Victorious Decepticons

Population25.849 billion

CapitalDecepticon Headquarters

CurrencyEnergon Cube
Animalsapient CPU

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.849 billion Decepticons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Decepticon economy, worth a remarkable 6,205 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 240,051 Energon Cubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 999,548 per year while the poor average 37,686, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Victorious Decepticons's national animal is the sapient CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Victorious Decepticons is ranked 3,521st in the world and 1st in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9,626.23 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,213thHighest Economic Output: 1,302ndMost Armed: 1,511thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,824thMost Avoided: 2,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,170thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,578thFattest Citizens: 2,586thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,810thHighest Crime Rates: 2,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,521stLargest Populations: 3,611thMost Stationary: 3,766thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,811thHighest Average Incomes: 3,814thMost Devout: 3,821stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,894thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,000thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,086thLargest Black Market: 4,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,893rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,457thMost Influential: 6,968thMost Efficient Economies: 6,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,011thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,292ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,528thSmartest Citizens: 21,349th

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