by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,590th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,038th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,711th
The Delusion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Flag Shows How 'Victorious' They Really Were
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Victorious Autobots

Population20.053 billion

CapitalSome Slum Somewhere
LeaderOptimus Fried
FaithPseudomoralistic Tripe

CurrencyEnergon Cube

The Delusion of Victorious Autobots is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Optimus Fried with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.053 billion Autobots are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Slum Somewhere. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The Autobot economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Energon Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 70,911 Energon Cubes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, political activists are routinely executed, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Victorious Autobots's national animal is the CPU, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pseudomoralistic Tripe.

Victorious Autobots is ranked 158,796th in the world and 3rd in Interdimensional Alien Zone for Most Pro-Market, scoring -88.22 on the Rand Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,590thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,711thLargest Populations: 5,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,495thMost Authoritarian: 6,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,192ndLargest Governments: 8,274thTop
Most Devout: 8,771stHighest Economic Output: 9,671stBest Weather: 10,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,569thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,163rdMost Influential: 14,728thLowest Crime Rates: 14,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,083rdNicest Citizens: 15,285thMost Extreme: 16,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,376thHealthiest Citizens: 16,557th

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