The After-School Vampire Cult of Vict0ria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoria K Weisberg-Talleyrand with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 775 million Vict0rians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vict0rian Catacombs. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Vict0rian economy, worth 22.4 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,864 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Vict0rian Catacombs, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, on-duty Air Vict0ria flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and Victoria K Weisberg-Talleyrand has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vict0ria's national animal is the white rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vict0ria is ranked 237,029^th in the world and 157^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 18.4 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.