The Free Land of Vicitania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dogé with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.25 billion Vicitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ädelmark. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vicitanian economy, worth 335 trillion Thicc Bois a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,376 Thicc Bois, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vicitania's national animal is the Aye Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Vicitania is ranked 31,779^th in the world and 587^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 844.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.