The Democratic Republic of Vicinaleneo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Joe no more with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 8.524 billion Vicinaleneoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vineclo 'Zen' City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vicinaleneoan economy, worth 814 trillion Vineclo Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,523 Vineclo Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Joe no more steals from the rich and gives to the needy, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicinaleneo's national animal is the cacaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Vicinaleneo is ranked 212,721^st in the world and 9^th in Vatican for Most Primitive, scoring -81.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.