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Fattest Citizens: 913thLargest Retail Industry: 975thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,120th
The Pickle Vic of
Corporate Police State
Man
Wario
Influence
Superpower
C*p*tal*st
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Viciebskaja

Population5.714 billion

CapitalWarios Gold Mine
LeaderWario

Currencygold coin
Animalcapitalist cow

The Pickle Vic of Viciebskaja is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Wario with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.714 billion Viciebskajans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warios Gold Mine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Viciebskajan economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,545 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Viciebskajan politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Viciebskaja's national animal is the capitalist cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Viciebskaja is ranked 13,777th in the world and 1st in BadBoyHalo for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,471.95 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 913thLargest Retail Industry: 975thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,193rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,313thMost Avoided: 1,528thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,909thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,015thLargest Mining Sector: 2,066thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,436thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,680thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,496thRudest Citizens: 3,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,028thLargest Black Market: 4,080thMost Efficient Economies: 4,204thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,032ndMost Patriotic: 6,064thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,149thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,691stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,994thTop
10%
Most Armed: 11,826thHighest Economic Output: 12,786thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,777thLargest Governments: 14,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,316thMost Secular: 17,632nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Viciebskaja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Viciebskaja's influence in BadBoyHalo rose from "Power" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Viciebskaja, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Viciebskajan politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Viciebskaja, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Viciebskaja, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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