The Tenno of Vice Principal is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tojo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.62 billion Nippons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The very strong Vice Principalian economy, worth 680 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 78,934 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vice Principal's national animal is the Snow Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tojoian.

Vice Principal is ranked 6,867^th in the world and 2^nd in Isle of Wight for Most Armed, with 10.49 Weapons Per Person.