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Most Armed: 2,892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,950thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,332nd
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Money makes the world go round
Joe Trump
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Vhels

Population2.871 billion

CapitalVhels
LeaderJoe Trump
FaithAlcoholism

CurrencyCoin
AnimalTit

The Federal Republic of Vhels is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.871 billion Vhels are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vhels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vhel economy, worth 293 trillion Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,349 Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,706 per year while the poor average 15,049, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, gun ownership is compulsory, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vhels's national animal is the Tit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Alcoholism.

Vhels is ranked 3,332nd in the world and 18th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 175.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 2,892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,950thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,332ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,349thFattest Citizens: 3,458thHighest Crime Rates: 3,801stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,006thMost Avoided: 5,628thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,233rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,065thRudest Citizens: 9,902ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,127thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,071stMost Pro-Market: 22,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,321stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,221st
Top
5%
Most Armed: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionRudest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Vhels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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