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Largest Populations: 1,442nd Largest Black Market: 2,258th Highest Economic Output: 2,824th
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The Warlords of Vhammpyr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Teii Tan'it with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.37 billion Vhammpyrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The powerhouse Vhammpyrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,651 trillion topaz rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,537 topaz rings, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loans are available for students from poor families, every workday begins with group therapy, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Teii Tan'it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vhammpyr's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sakkharan Serpent.

Vhammpyr is ranked 26,745th in the world and 2nd in Mercenary Lands for Most Devout, with 1,003.83 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,442ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,258thHighest Economic Output: 2,824thMost Stationary: 4,633rdNudest: 5,281stLargest Retail Industry: 7,050thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,576thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,872ndMost Influential: 15,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,556th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vhammpyr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of Teii Tan'it.
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Vhammpyr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, the nation is so apathetic that Vhammpyrians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Vhammpyr, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.

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