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Largest Populations: 1,360th Largest Black Market: 2,754th Highest Economic Output: 3,352nd
The Warlords of
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Population27.982 billion

LeaderTeii Tan'it
FaithSakkharan Serpent

Currencytopaz ring

The Warlords of Vhammpyr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Teii Tan'it with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.982 billion Vhammpyrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vhammpyrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion topaz rings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 92,008 topaz rings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,877 per year while the poor average 20,141, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the government has returned all business to private ownership, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vhammpyr's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sakkharan Serpent.

Vhammpyr is ranked 36,187th in the world and 15th in Mercenary Lands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.83 Stalins.

Largest Populations: 1,360thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,754thHighest Economic Output: 3,352ndMost Stationary: 4,026thNudest: 4,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,874thLargest Retail Industry: 8,069thTop
Most Influential: 13,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,827th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ozone Layer Protection".
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Biomedical Research".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Tsunamy".
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Dank memes"".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safeguarding Nuclear Materials".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northern Redlands".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn The Black Hawks"".
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions on Hydraulic Fracturing".
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Macabees".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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