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Largest Populations: 1,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,207thMost Stationary: 2,558th
The Warlords of
Father Knows Best State
Blood-Red Mist
Teii Tan'it
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population37.982 billion

LeaderTeii Tan'it
FaithSakkharan Serpent

Currencytopaz ring

The Warlords of Vhammpyr is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Teii Tan'it with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.982 billion Vhammpyrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakul. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vhammpyrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,862 trillion topaz rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,363 topaz rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the government has returned all business to private ownership, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vhammpyr's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sakkharan Serpent.

Vhammpyr is ranked 83,489th in the world and 28th in Mercenary Lands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,013.9 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,207thMost Stationary: 2,558thTop
Largest Black Market: 4,718thHighest Economic Output: 6,209thNudest: 7,318thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,993rdBest Weather: 8,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,622ndMost Influential: 10,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,533rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,911thMost Developed: 18,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,670th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Vhammpyr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Vhammpyr voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Vhammpyr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Removal of Space Debris".
  • : Vhammpyr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Vhammpyr voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Contact rights between Parent and Child".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.