Population | 1.092 billion |
Capital | Cesarska |
Leader | Stanislaus Mieszko Korczak VI |
Faith | The Orthodox code |
Currency | Vezłoty |
Animal | Eagle |
The Old Kingdom of Vestonnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stanislaus Mieszko Korczak VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.092 billion Vestonnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cesarska. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vestonnian economy, worth 172 trillion Vezłoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,724 Vezłoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, neighboring nations are tired of Vestonnia's big fish stories, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vestonnia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Orthodox code.
Vestonnia is ranked 18,476th in the world and 17th in KAISERREICH for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,411.39 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vestonnia, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
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Vestonnia lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Vestonnia, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
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Vestonnia lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Vestonnia, neighboring nations are tired of Vestonnia's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in
Vestonnia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in
Vestonnia, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
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Vestonnia lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Vestonnia, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
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Vestonnia lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.