The ♥ Ｓｈｅｅｐ░Ｓｈｏｏｐ（ぱンイ）♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.843 billion mistakes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 390,963 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the Wood Jester stadiums are open 24/7, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Vest Oldabrean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 206,681^st in the world and 338^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.