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Largest Retail Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 439th
The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of
Compulsory Consumerist State
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ sheep shoop ♥
Influence
Diplomat
Easter Egg Hunter
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vest Oldabre

Population7.032 billion

CapitalExalos
LeaderKyte Wardin
Faithbread

CurrencyDogecoins
AnimalWood Jester

The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of Vest Oldabre is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.032 billion mistakes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,696 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 383,438 Dogecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,651,417 per year while the poor average 56,805, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is bread.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 757th in the world and 7th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Avoided, scoring 689.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 471stMost Subsidized Industry: 539thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 578thLargest Insurance Industry: 689thMost Avoided: 757thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 785thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 854thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,084thMost Efficient Economies: 1,106thHighest Average Incomes: 1,125thLargest Black Market: 1,226thFattest Citizens: 1,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,409thRudest Citizens: 1,747thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,696thMost Influential: 2,699thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,749thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,558thLargest Governments: 3,789thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,941stMost Secular: 6,682ndHighest Economic Output: 6,733rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,320thLowest Crime Rates: 8,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,765thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,466thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,954thMost Stationary: 27,579th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
  • : Vest Oldabre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, Kyte Wardin's new android secretary is the latest media darling.

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