The ♥ Ｓｈｅｅｐ░Ｓｈｏｏｐ（ぱンイ）♥ of Vest Oldabre is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.032 billion mistakes are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,696 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 383,438 Dogecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,651,417 per year while the poor average 56,805, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is bread.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 757^th in the world and 7^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Avoided, scoring 689.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.