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Largest Retail Industry: 299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndLargest Mining Sector: 552nd
The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of
Iron Fist Consumerists
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ sheep shoop ♥
Influence
Duckspeaker
Easter Egg Hunter
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vest Oldabre

Population3.843 billion

CapitalExalos
LeaderKyte Wardin
FaithThe Omekata Cult

CurrencyDogecoins
AnimalWood Jester

The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.843 billion mistakes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 390,963 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the Wood Jester stadiums are open 24/7, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Vest Oldabrean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 206,681st in the world and 338th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 482ndLargest Mining Sector: 552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 584thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 746thMost Avoided: 816thHighest Average Incomes: 848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,094thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,218thLargest Black Market: 1,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,535thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,847thMost Efficient Economies: 2,068thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,627thRudest Citizens: 2,842ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,415thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,574thFattest Citizens: 3,655thLargest Governments: 3,697thMost Influential: 4,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,416thLowest Crime Rates: 5,375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,309thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,918thMost Devout: 7,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,568thHighest Economic Output: 11,593rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,209thMost Conservative: 16,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,822ndLargest Gambling Industry: 20,353rdSmartest Citizens: 21,404th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, Vest Oldabrean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".

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