Population | 3.843 billion |
Capital | Exalos |
Leader | Kyte Wardin |
Faith | The Omekata Cult |
Currency | Dogecoins |
Animal | Wood Jester |
The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.843 billion mistakes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 390,963 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the Wood Jester stadiums are open 24/7, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Vest Oldabrean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.
Vest Oldabre is ranked 206,681st in the world and 338th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
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Vest Oldabre, Vest Oldabrean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
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Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
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Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
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Vest Oldabre's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
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Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
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Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » BlackLight Covenant,
Thaw,
Drifting Colonys of Aaron,
Eacha Fecha,
Tyranacility,
Ankuran,
Kisume the bucket youkai,
North Starine,
Craff,
Inner Kinglagi,
Chinohana,
Kneecap,
Reltvilm,
Huruzuya,
Blobular,
Land Land Country Country,
Joop joop,
South Toboga,
Panaderia,
Monocracy,
Oometz,
Dowsking,
Deusion, and
Plutoracy.