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Largest Retail Industry: 300thLargest Mining Sector: 582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rd
The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of
Iron Fist Consumerists
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ sheep shoop ♥
Kyte Wardin
Influence
Vassal
Easter Egg Hunter
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vest Oldabre

Population2.598 billion

CapitalExalos
LeaderKyte Wardin
FaithThe Omekata Cult

CurrencyDogecoins
AnimalWood Jester

The ♥ Sheep░Shoop(ぱンイ)♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.598 billion Bakas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth 947 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 364,864 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vest Oldabre, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 726th in the world and 9th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 32,936.41 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 300thLargest Mining Sector: 582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 726thMost Avoided: 877thLargest Insurance Industry: 910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 912thHighest Average Incomes: 1,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,512thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,736thLargest Black Market: 1,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,903rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,204thMost Efficient Economies: 2,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,644thRudest Citizens: 2,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,348thLargest Governments: 4,515thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,845thLowest Crime Rates: 6,242ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,644thMost Influential: 7,209thFattest Citizens: 9,323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,023rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,525thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,236thMost Conservative: 15,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,025thHighest Economic Output: 17,914thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,189th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vest Oldabre.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Vest Oldabre lodged a message on the The Glorious Nations of Iwaku Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, school uniforms are compulsory.

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