The ♥ Ｓｈｅｅｐ░Ｓｈｏｏｐ（ぱンイ）♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.598 billion Bakas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth 947 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 364,864 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Vest Oldabre, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.

Vest Oldabre is ranked 726^th in the world and 9^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 32,936.41 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.