The Grand Republic of Versail is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commandant Drummond with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.145 billion Versais are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxsana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Versailian economy, worth a remarkable 9,405 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,267 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Versais, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Brown Bears and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Versail's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christian.

Versail is ranked 149^th in the world and 7^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 13,524.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.