The Anarchist State of Vereinigter Anarcho-Kommunistischer Staa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Friedrich Müller with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.695 billion German-Ukrainians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariupol. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong German-Ukrainian economy, worth 144 trillion Griwnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,463 Griwnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vereinigter Anarcho-Kommunistischer Staa's national animal is the Pferd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vereinigter Anarcho-Kommunistischer Staa is ranked 207,376^th in the world and 2^nd in Neues Machnowia for Most Primitive, scoring -78.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.