The East Pacifican Nation of Venetia-Milan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.153 billion Veno-Milans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The powerhouse Venetia-Milanian economy, worth 148 trillion Venolans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,964 Venolans, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Venetia-Milan's national animal is the Eurasian Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clarityism.

Venetia-Milan is ranked 19,557^th in the world and 968^th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 119.43 on the Bus Surprisal Index.