The Kingdom of Venedia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dybrėdyst XI Piast with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.338 billion Venedians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slywengort. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The very strong Venedian economy, worth 145 trillion zlatnes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,331 zlatnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dybrėdyst XI Piast has just been declared ruler of Venedia in an international press conference, one does not simply walk into the tundra, Dybrėdyst XI Piast's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Slyvenste Voro has been named as Venedia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Venedia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Slyvenste Voro.

Venedia is ranked 132,829^th in the world and 3,414^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.47 law-abiding acts per hour.