The Free Land of Veltox is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its enforced nudity and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.31 billion Veltoxians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The very strong Veltoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,073 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, organ donation is compulsory, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Veltox in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Veltox's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Veltox is ranked 252,464^th in the world and 2^nd in 0uter Heaven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.87 law-abiding acts per hour.