by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,167thBest Weather: 1,485thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,591st
The Animals' Republic of
Democratic Socialists
For international veganism we stand.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.578 billion

Leaderthe Premier
FaithSecular Misanthropy

CurrencyCredit Point

The Animals' Republic of Vegaslovakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Premier with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.578 billion Vegaslovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watsongrad. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vegaslovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,655 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, refugees from other nations are flocking to Vegaslovakia's border, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegaslovakia's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Misanthropy.

Vegaslovakia is ranked 7,194th in the world and 1st in Misanthropic Bloc for Safest, scoring 124.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,167thBest Weather: 1,485thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,640thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,324thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,254thNicest Citizens: 3,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,417thHealthiest Citizens: 3,445thMost Inclusive: 3,936thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,354thMost Developed: 4,506thHighest Food Quality: 4,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,637thLargest Governments: 6,699thSafest: 7,194thLowest Crime Rates: 7,570thMost Secular: 7,646thSmartest Citizens: 8,072ndMost Cultured: 10,434thMost Armed: 11,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,620thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,209thMost Stationary: 13,471stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,587thHighest Economic Output: 16,077thMost Influential: 16,929thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,018thMost Income Equality: 17,286thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,457thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,011thMost Efficient Economies: 22,933rd

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