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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,381st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,387th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,774th
The Animals' Republic of
Democratic Socialists
For international veganism we stand.
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Vegaslovakia

Population5.948 billion

CapitalWatsongrad
Leaderthe Premier
FaithSecular Misanthropy

CurrencyCredit Point
AnimalAnimal

The Animals' Republic of Vegaslovakia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Premier with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.948 billion Vegaslovakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watsongrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vegaslovakian economy, worth 629 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,841 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vegaslovakia's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Misanthropy.

Vegaslovakia is ranked 165,515th in the world and 6th in Misanthropic Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,387thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,774thBest Weather: 1,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,536thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,026thMost Inclusive: 3,334thNicest Citizens: 3,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,463rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,696thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,740thHealthiest Citizens: 4,207thMost Secular: 4,862ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,953rdLargest Governments: 7,287thMost Developed: 7,352ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,915thSmartest Citizens: 9,709thMost Cultured: 10,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,183rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,512thSafest: 14,074th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Vegaslovakia published "Amendment 22" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Vegaslovakia lodged a message on the Misanthropic Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Vegaslovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vegaslovakia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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