The Kingdom of Vegaga is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Luigi II with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.213 billion Vegagans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vegagan economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 326,267 Lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,436,007 per year while the poor average 46,532, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vegaga's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vegaga is ranked 141,251^st in the world and 24^th in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,661.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.