by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 462nd Most Pacifist: 4,208th Best Weather: 4,380th
The Grandiose Party Wigwam of
New York Times Democracy
Go Go Ninja Dinosaur!
Four Tet
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.284 billion

LeaderFour Tet

AnimalNinja Dinosaur

The Grandiose Party Wigwam of Vazali is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Four Tet with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.284 billion Vazalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninjadinosauropolis. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vazalian economy, worth 492 trillion shells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,105 shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vazali's national animal is the Ninja Dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vazali is ranked 35,876th in the world and 902nd in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71.13 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Influential: 462ndTop
Most Pacifist: 4,208thBest Weather: 4,380thNicest Citizens: 4,510thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,613thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,734thMost Developed: 4,770thMost Inclusive: 4,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,971stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,461stHealthiest Citizens: 5,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,237thMost Cultured: 6,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,590thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,101stSmartest Citizens: 7,405thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,059thLowest Crime Rates: 8,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,524thLargest Governments: 9,705thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,727thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,512thHighest Average Incomes: 12,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,830thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,310thSafest: 15,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,216th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 155th in the regionMost Pacifist: 156th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionMost Cultured: 248th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 254th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 430th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 445th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 445th in the regionLargest Governments: 464th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 499th in the region

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