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Most Authoritarian: 6,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,929th
The I am everywhere of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Brick chairs=Comfortable
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.449 billion

LeaderAqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia

AnimalI don't know what to put here

The I am everywhere of Vavlar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.449 billion Vavlarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vortyurnahl. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vavlarian economy, worth 165 trillion djurs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,911 djurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavlar's national animal is the I don't know what to put here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavlar is ranked 22,400th in the world and 1st in Abode of Vavlar for Most Developed, scoring 82.38 on the Human Development Index.

Most Authoritarian: 6,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,929thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,174thLowest Crime Rates: 12,203rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,744thMost Conservative: 16,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,827thMost Patriotic: 19,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,058thSmartest Citizens: 21,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,436thLargest Governments: 21,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,979thMost Developed: 22,400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,232ndBest Weather: 23,737thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,339thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,649thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,864thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,950th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the region

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