by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 918thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,194thMost Pacifist: 1,304th
The Baby Eaters of
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Population8.796 billion



The Baby Eaters of Vavax is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Babaksu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.796 billion Vavaxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vakara. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion Socks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,577 Socks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babaksu can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, Babaksu is rumored to have teleportation powers, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavax's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavax is ranked 27,453rd in the world and 12th in The Labyrinth for Most Income Equality, scoring 64.8 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Secular: 918thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,194thMost Pacifist: 1,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,422ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,584thMost Influential: 1,675thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,071stMost Inclusive: 2,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,270thBest Weather: 2,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,482ndLargest Governments: 2,553rdSafest: 2,615thHealthiest Citizens: 2,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,692ndMost Developed: 2,852ndNicest Citizens: 2,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,874thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,123rdMost Cultured: 3,780thSmartest Citizens: 3,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,865thHighest Average Incomes: 6,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,273rdHighest Economic Output: 8,585thTop
Most Stationary: 9,244thMost Efficient Economies: 9,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,472ndNudest: 14,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,344th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vavax lodged a message on the The Labyrinth Regional Message Board.
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Union of the Axis Powers".
  • : Vavax lodged a message on the The Labyrinth Regional Message Board.
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Benevolent Thomas".
  • : Vavax voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Safe Syringe Use".
  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Vavax lodged a message on the The Labyrinth Regional Message Board.
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Forensics Accord".
  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Third of His Name of King Minos appointed Vavax as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Labyrinth.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Merni, Ashtie, Karach24, and Dragosi.

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