by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,316th
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Survival Rate:0.82%


Population10.275 billion



The Baby Eaters of Vavax is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Babaksu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.01 billion Vavaxians, 7.926 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vakara. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Socks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,348 Socks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babaksu can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, Babaksu is rumored to have teleportation powers, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavax's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavax is ranked 221,385th in the world and 126th in The Labyrinth for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Secular: 1,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,316thMost Pacifist: 1,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,911thMost Influential: 1,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,967thBest Weather: 2,106thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,211thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,356thMost Inclusive: 2,474thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,521stLargest Governments: 2,531stSafest: 2,590thHealthiest Citizens: 2,646thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,655thMost Developed: 2,775thNicest Citizens: 3,057thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,408thMost Cultured: 3,727thSmartest Citizens: 3,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,905thLowest Crime Rates: 3,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,664thHighest Average Incomes: 7,201stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,777thHighest Economic Output: 7,925thMost Stationary: 8,511thMost Efficient Economies: 9,881stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,560thMost Dead: 19,983rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Dead: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Zombies: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Zombified: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
  • : Vavax voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Trade Rights"".
  • : Vavax voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Vavax voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Vavax was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Vavax voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".


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