The Dictatorship of Vasyl Ivanchuk is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 444 million Vasyl Ivanchukians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Vasyl Ivanchukian economy, worth 31.6 trillion hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,123 hryvnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,964 per year while the poor average 930, a ratio of 692 to 1.

Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vasyl Ivanchuk's national animal is the European bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vasyl Ivanchuk is ranked 286,996^th in the world and 3,281^st in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 10.41 cheeks turned per day.