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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,756th
The Exsteme Englishløving Nåtiön of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Vartugia

Population18.055 billion

CapitalMönkav
Leadera crazy leader
Faithsomething

Currencyleids
Animaleagle

The Exsteme Englishløving Nåtiön of Vartugia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a crazy leader with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.055 billion Vartugians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mönkav. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The all-consuming Vartugian economy, worth a remarkable 2,337 trillion leids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,466 leids, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 591,889 per year while the poor average 17,247, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

A crazy leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, political activists are routinely executed, and concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vartugia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is something.

Vartugia is ranked 266,469th in the world and 7th in absolute stupidity for Most Avoided, scoring 1.12 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,070thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,471stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,081stLowest Crime Rates: 6,168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,628thLargest Governments: 9,824thHighest Economic Output: 9,856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,029thLargest Mining Sector: 10,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,799thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,265thSafest: 19,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,659thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 24,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,813thMost Patriotic: 27,342ndMost Conservative: 27,783rdMost Secular: 28,967th

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