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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 903rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,082nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,599th
The Exsteme englishløving nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everybody is scared of us winning for some reason.
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Population8.063 billion

Leadera crazy leader


The Exsteme englishløving nation of Vartugia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by a crazy leader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.063 billion Vartugians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mönkav. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.

The all-consuming Vartugian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion leids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,383 leids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,049 per year while the poor average 33,071, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

A crazy leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, political activists are routinely executed, and concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vartugia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is something.

Vartugia is ranked 46,072nd in the world and 1st in Storenda Kukwandara for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 903rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,082ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,841stLowest Crime Rates: 4,194thLargest Mining Sector: 4,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,708thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,724thMost Avoided: 6,919thLargest Governments: 7,071stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,982ndMost Conservative: 13,059thHighest Economic Output: 13,438th

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