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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321stMost Influential: 540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 573rd
The Monarchial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
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Population6.689 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.689 billion Varolans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Varoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,947 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 53,891st in the world and 2,600th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 543.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 321stMost Influential: 540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,043rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,806thTop
Largest Governments: 2,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,741stLowest Crime Rates: 3,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,193rdLargest Black Market: 4,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,522ndMost Developed: 4,821stMost Cultured: 5,485thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,652ndSmartest Citizens: 6,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,573rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,901stHealthiest Citizens: 8,159thRudest Citizens: 8,250thMost Inclusive: 9,904thHighest Economic Output: 10,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,617thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,040thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,643rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,661st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionMost Cultured: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 328th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 344th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionRudest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 422nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 436th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 468th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionMost Inclusive: 599th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 622nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 627th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 630th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 748th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 763rd in the regionMost Stationary: 839th in the regionLargest Populations: 934th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 953rd in the region

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