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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598thMost Influential: 710th
The Monarchial Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.909 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.909 billion Varolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion Varoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,958 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 227,292nd in the world and 8,673rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -602.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598thMost Influential: 710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,179thMost Patriotic: 1,612thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,798thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,906thTop
Largest Governments: 2,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,584thLowest Crime Rates: 3,946thHighest Average Incomes: 4,016thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,488thLargest Black Market: 4,578thMost Developed: 4,952ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,018thMost Cultured: 5,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,875thSmartest Citizens: 6,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,295thRudest Citizens: 6,406thMost Efficient Economies: 8,155thHighest Food Quality: 8,274thHealthiest Citizens: 8,570thHighest Economic Output: 9,087thMost Inclusive: 10,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,971stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,203rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,404thLargest Retail Industry: 13,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,797th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Patriotic: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 198th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 244th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 296th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionRudest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 355th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 360th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 364th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 381st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 481st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 481st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 582nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 593rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 606th in the regionMost Inclusive: 613th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 631st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 701st in the regionMost Stationary: 709th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 721st in the regionLargest Populations: 846th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 876th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882nd in the region

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