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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 552ndMost Influential: 728th
The Monarchial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Rondelav Totik Filen
King-Emperor Boris Welmington II
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.808 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.808 billion Varolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Varoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,866 Varoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Varola, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 205,436th in the world and 10,004th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 24.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 552ndMost Influential: 728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,438thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,252ndLargest Governments: 2,761stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,578thHighest Average Incomes: 3,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,717thLargest Black Market: 3,822ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,032ndMost Developed: 4,857thMost Cultured: 5,346thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,034thSmartest Citizens: 6,354thMost Efficient Economies: 7,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,318thMost Inclusive: 9,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,347thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,617thLargest Retail Industry: 11,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,235thHighest Economic Output: 11,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,580thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,949thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,423rdMost Conservative: 18,158thMost Authoritarian: 18,869th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Cultured: 263rd in the regionMost Developed: 292nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 343rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 389th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 536th in the regionMost Inclusive: 538th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 559th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 607th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 654th in the regionRudest Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 837th in the regionLargest Populations: 877th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 889th in the regionMost Stationary: 981st in the region

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