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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,195th Most Pacifist: 9,594th Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,885th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Democracy, Happiness and Life!
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Varnaland

Population247 million

CurrencyKroner
AnimalOrca

The Republic of Varnaland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 247 million Varnalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Varnalandian economy, worth 11.0 trillion Kroners a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,562 Kroners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, Varnaland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Varnaland's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Varnaland is ranked 27,296th in the world and 4th in Universal Pact for Highest Drug Use, scoring 94.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,195thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,885thNicest Citizens: 11,598thSafest: 14,627th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, Varnaland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Varnaland, fruit pickers with degrees in Orca psychology are a common sight.

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