Rudest Citizens: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 46th Most Armed: 59th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.637 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,092 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 412,119 Fangs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,910,218 per year while the poor average 53,536, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

A popular colloquialism in Vargr Corsairs is 'to wish upon a fallen jet engine', the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and trespassers entering Florence Ambrose's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 17,106th in the world and 3rd in Firefly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,317.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 19thMost Scientifically Advanced: 46thMost Armed: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Information Technology Sector: 67thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 74thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 104thFattest Citizens: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 116thLargest Gambling Industry: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250thMost Efficient Economies: 300thLargest Retail Industry: 305thHighest Average Incomes: 335thHighest Economic Output: 346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 381stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 435thMost Avoided: 516thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 516thMost Rebellious Youth: 755thMost Stationary: 1,353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,536thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,958thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,135thLargest Populations: 3,705thMost Secular: 3,757thLargest Mining Sector: 4,302ndHighest Drug Use: 4,584thMost Influential: 4,662ndLargest Black Market: 5,274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,764thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,706thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,462nd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, trespassers entering Florence Ambrose's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, a popular colloquialism in Vargr Corsairs is 'to wish upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Vargr Corsairs.
  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Vargr Corsairs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.

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