The Federation of Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.256 billion Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Areans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 82.1 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,340 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 334,776th in the world and 149th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
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Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.
- : Following new legislation in
Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area, calling dibs is an unalienable right.