The Democratic Republic of Varduvan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Eliz Ghazaryan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.532 billion Varduvians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhtijan. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The Varduvanian economy, worth 87.3 trillion Varduvian drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,013 Varduvian drams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and President Eliz Ghazaryan has just been declared ruler of Varduvan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varduvan's national animal is the Syrian brown bear.

Varduvan is ranked 153,936^th in the world and 160^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 107,898 Standard Monetary Units.