| Population | 28.889 billion |
| Capital | Underwarren Prime |
| Leader | the Underlord |
| Faith | loyalty to the State |
| Currency | toggle-bolt |
| Animal | icefang |
The People's Republic of Varayusha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Underlord with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.889 billion Varayushans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underwarren Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Varayushan economy, worth an astonishing 21,201 trillion toggle-bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 733,886 toggle-bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Varayusha has found 2 easter eggs), the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, there's a hole in the heart of every Varayushan city, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varayusha's national animal is the icefang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is loyalty to the State.
Varayusha is ranked 72nd in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 291.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, there's a hole in the heart of every Varayushan city.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Varayusha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Varayusha has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, nine out of ten citizens of Varayusha answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Varayusha, The Underlord has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Varayusha has found 2 easter eggs).
