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Most Authoritarian: 12,405thMost Conservative: 16,246th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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Varascomento

Population69 million

CurrencyVarasco mark
AnimalFerret

The Constitutional Monarchy of Varascomento is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 69 million Varascians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Varascian economy, worth 1.75 trillion Varasco marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 25,303 Varasco marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varascomento's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Varascomento is ranked 147,708th in the world and 286th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.24 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Authoritarian: 12,405thMost Conservative: 16,246th
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Most Authoritarian: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Varascomento's influence in The Land of Kings and Emperors rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, Varascomento has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Varascomento, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Varascomento lodged a message on the The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board.

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