Population | 6.678 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Vara 42 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.678 billion Vara 42ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 42ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,704 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,403 per year while the poor average 43,711, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 42's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vara 42 is ranked 172,590th in the world and 68th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 93.55100262732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vara 42 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Vara 42 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, populations of two-headed cows have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Vara 42, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.