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Most Rebellious Youth: 679thNicest Citizens: 747thMost Compassionate Citizens: 840th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Resist the corrupt..
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Vangaziland

Population12.93 billion

CapitalEmeros
LeaderEmperor Helios Vang

CurrencyGazi
AnimalVannish lion

The Empire of Vangaziland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Helios Vang with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.93 billion Vangazis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeros. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vangazilandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,200 trillion Gazis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,530 Gazis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vangaziland's national animal is the Vannish lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vangaziland is ranked 205,386th in the world and 82nd in Esportiva for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 679thNicest Citizens: 747thMost Compassionate Citizens: 840thMost Inclusive: 840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 843rdMost Cultured: 919thMost Efficient Economies: 1,319thLargest Governments: 1,366thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,829thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,178thMost Developed: 3,410thHighest Average Incomes: 3,448thMost Devout: 3,597thHighest Economic Output: 3,786thSmartest Citizens: 3,989thHealthiest Citizens: 4,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,420thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,675thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,284thSafest: 5,473rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 11,657thLargest Retail Industry: 12,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,796thMost Influential: 13,777thHighest Drug Use: 15,153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,652ndBest Weather: 15,690thMost Stationary: 17,392ndLargest Populations: 18,565th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Vangaziland lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : Vangaziland's influence in Esportiva fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Vangaziland's influence in Esportiva rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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