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Fattest Citizens: 6,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,833rd
The Unusually Blue Nation of
Corporate Police State
No YOU are cute!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Vandoosa Neununddreissig

Population18.6 billion

LeaderSeiga Kaku
Faithaccusing YOU of being cute


The Unusually Blue Nation of Vandoosa Neununddreissig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Seiga Kaku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.6 billion hermits are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The powerhouse Vandoosa Neununddreissigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 100,975 Ceks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,186 per year while the poor average 11,428, a ratio of 44.0 to 1.

The country is preparing for war, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, and Vandoosa Neununddreissig successfully hosted the Midlight Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Neununddreissig's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is accusing YOU of being cute.

Vandoosa Neununddreissig is ranked 122,734th in the world and 4th in Midlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,442.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Fattest Citizens: 6,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,833rdHighest Economic Output: 11,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,229thTop
Largest Populations: 15,949thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,472ndMost Pro-Market: 26,316thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,039th

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