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Largest Populations: 4,934th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,966th Most Beautiful Environments: 9,700th
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Vampiric Kittens

Population17.998 billion

Capitaldeath kitten
LeaderDeath Kitten


The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Death Kitten with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory vegetarianism. The quiet, industrious population of 17.998 billion Vampiric Kittensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of death kitten. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The large but inefficient Vampiric Kittensian economy, worth 700 trillion fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 38,941 fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampiric Kittens's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vampiric Kittens is ranked 56,044th in the world and 1,769th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.91 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Populations: 4,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,966thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,664thBest Weather: 16,169thHighest Economic Output: 16,914th
Largest Populations: 119th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionMost Average: 391st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 460th in the region

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