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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,539th Largest Populations: 6,101st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,252nd
The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't Mess With a Texas Vampire Kitten
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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Vampiric Kittens

Population18.275 billion

Capitaldeath kitten
LeaderDeath Kitten

Currencyfang
Animalbat

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Death Kitten with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 18.275 billion Vampiric Kittensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of death kitten. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The large but inefficient Vampiric Kittensian economy, worth 713 trillion fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 39,067 fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Vampiric Kittens, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and acupuncture is routinely prescribed for intravenous drug addicts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampiric Kittens's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vampiric Kittens is ranked 17,474th in the world and 37th in Texas for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 76.61 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,604thBest Weather: 14,306thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,537th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12th in the region

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