Most Subsidized Industry: 225th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 509th
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The Blood-sucking Horror of Vampiric Hummingbirds is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.324 billion Vampiric Hummingbirdsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampiric Hummingbirdsian economy, worth 661 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,148 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,892 per year while the poor average 7,155, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Roost for fear of causing a fuss, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vampiric Hummingbirds's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Transylvania.

Vampiric Hummingbirds is ranked 159,511th in the world and 38th in The Atheist Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 9.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Subsidized Industry: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 509thHighest Crime Rates: 1,014thBest Weather: 1,413thRudest Citizens: 1,490thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,549thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,755thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,058thMost Armed: 2,278thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,406thMost Efficient Economies: 2,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,212thMost Politically Free: 3,782ndMost Devout: 3,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,162ndMost Extreme: 5,415thLargest Populations: 6,156thNudest: 6,631stHighest Drug Use: 7,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,618thTop
Most Pro-Market: 11,677thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,811thHighest Economic Output: 15,708th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the region

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