by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 1,035thLowest Crime Rates: 1,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,624th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population19.419 billion



The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.419 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The enormous but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,787 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, religious education is a new government priority, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 17,362nd in the world and 44th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 1,063 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Pacifist: 1,035thLowest Crime Rates: 1,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,624thSafest: 1,730thTop
Largest Governments: 2,709thHealthiest Citizens: 2,967thSmartest Citizens: 4,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,588thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,083rdMost Cultured: 6,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,229thLargest Populations: 8,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,562ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,916thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,006thMost Income Equality: 12,067thMost Inclusive: 12,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,904thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,212thHighest Economic Output: 17,374th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the region

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