by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 637th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,143rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,390th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.399 billion



The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.399 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth 677 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,675 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 1,544th in the world and 3rd in Wintreath for Safest, scoring 145.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Pacifist: 637thLowest Crime Rates: 1,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,390thSafest: 1,544thTop
Largest Governments: 2,163rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,409thSmartest Citizens: 3,461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,844thMost Cultured: 5,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,704thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,041stLargest Populations: 10,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,859thMost Stationary: 11,199thMost Inclusive: 11,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,247thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,776thHighest Economic Output: 17,845th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the region

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