by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 598th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,096th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,353rd
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.834 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth 647 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,675 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 27,905th in the world and 70th in Wintreath for Most Influential, scoring 636 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Pacifist: 598thLowest Crime Rates: 1,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,353rdSafest: 1,502ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,074thHealthiest Citizens: 2,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,116thSmartest Citizens: 3,234thMost Cultured: 5,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,923rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,570thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,683rdTop
Most Income Equality: 9,482ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,400thLargest Populations: 10,735thMost Inclusive: 11,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,711thMost Stationary: 11,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,737thMost Secular: 15,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,633rdHighest Economic Output: 17,913th
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the region

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