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Most Pacifist: 1,035thLowest Crime Rates: 1,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,624th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
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VampireKitten

Population19.419 billion

CapitalMjau
LeaderMjau
FaithNecromancy

CurrencyVirgin
AnimalSoul

The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.419 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The enormous but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,787 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, religious education is a new government priority, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 17,362nd in the world and 44th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 1,063 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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