by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 572nd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,070th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,356th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.12 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth 607 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,675 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 141,116th in the world and 236th in Wintreath for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 15.33 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Pacifist: 572ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,356thSafest: 1,475thTop
Largest Governments: 2,089thHealthiest Citizens: 2,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,889thSmartest Citizens: 3,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,344thMost Cultured: 5,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,360thTop
Most Income Equality: 8,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,733rdLargest Populations: 11,047thMost Inclusive: 11,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,419thMost Stationary: 12,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,230thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,728thMost Secular: 14,758th
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : VampireKitten changed its national faith to "Necromancy".
  • : VampireKitten changed its national animal to "Soul" and its currency to "Virgin".
  • : VampireKitten changed its national currency to "Souls of the Innocent".
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : VampireKitten altered its national flag.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : VampireKitten's influence in Wintreath rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".


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