by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 671st Lowest Crime Rates: 1,171st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,398th
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.735 billion



The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.735 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth 696 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,675 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 184,875th in the world and 220th in Wintreath for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -20.69 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 671stLowest Crime Rates: 1,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,398thSafest: 1,641stTop
Largest Governments: 2,228thHealthiest Citizens: 2,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,482ndSmartest Citizens: 3,565thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,624thMost Cultured: 6,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,205thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,944thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,302ndLargest Populations: 10,385thMost Income Equality: 10,470thMost Stationary: 10,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,755thMost Inclusive: 11,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,394thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,601stHighest Economic Output: 17,971st
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the region

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