by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 576th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,073rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,333rd
The Queendom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Queendom of VampireKitten is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mjau with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.45 billion VampireKittenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mjau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish VampireKittenian economy, worth 626 trillion Virgins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 54,675 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VampireKitten's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

VampireKitten is ranked 163,824th in the world and 202nd in Wintreath for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -20.69 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 576thLowest Crime Rates: 1,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,333rdSafest: 1,469thTop
Largest Governments: 2,039thHealthiest Citizens: 2,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,914thSmartest Citizens: 3,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,395thMost Cultured: 5,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,480thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,861stMost Income Equality: 8,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,902ndLargest Populations: 10,807thMost Inclusive: 11,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,389thMost Stationary: 12,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,817thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,011thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,419thMost Secular: 14,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,683rd
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : VampireKitten changed its national faith to "Necromancy".
  • : VampireKitten changed its national animal to "Soul" and its currency to "Virgin".
  • : VampireKitten changed its national currency to "Souls of the Innocent".
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : VampireKitten altered its national flag.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : VampireKitten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.


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