by Max Barry

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,600th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,430th Most Subsidized Industry: 6,501st
The ⚡️⚡️Empire⚡️⚡️ of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Espresso depresso
Emperor Vampereo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.361 billion

CapitalVampereo City
LeaderEmperor Vampereo


The ⚡️⚡️Empire⚡️⚡️ of Vamperiall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.361 billion Vamperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth 515 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,430 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the vaporeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bobism.

Vamperiall is ranked 7,048th in the world and 1st in Voltarium for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,906.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,430thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,048thLargest Black Market: 7,915thBest Weather: 8,199thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,567thMost Efficient Economies: 8,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,492ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,739thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,014thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,360thMost Developed: 10,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,827thLowest Crime Rates: 13,995thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,366thLargest Governments: 15,531st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

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