The Moo Minister of Vamperiall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Dingoy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.859 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno City. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion dingoy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,578 dingoy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vamperiall's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aurrelism.

Vamperiall is ranked 225,199^th in the world and 7,038^th in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.77 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.