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Most Valuable International Artwork: 919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,735thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,400th
The Minister of War of
Father Knows Best State
Man, some just want to watch your world burn
Emperor Vampereo
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Vamperiall

Population6.805 billion

CapitalVamperiall
LeaderEmperor Vampereo
FaithVamperianism

Currencyvamperian dollar
Animalkitten

The Minister of War of Vamperiall is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.805 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vamperiall. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion vamperian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,657 vamperian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vamperianism.

Vamperiall is ranked 20,659th in the world and 877th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,103.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,735thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,400thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,454thLargest Black Market: 3,895thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,881stHighest Average Incomes: 7,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,387thLowest Crime Rates: 8,708thBest Weather: 8,839thMost Efficient Economies: 9,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,526thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,951stMost Devout: 10,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,083rdLargest Governments: 12,199thMost Influential: 12,338thHighest Economic Output: 12,392ndSmartest Citizens: 16,047thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,519thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,659th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 218th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 312th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 332nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 399th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 442nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionBest Weather: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 468th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 490th in the regionMost Devout: 514th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 516th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 604th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 625th in the regionLargest Governments: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the day of rest is much more restful.
  • : Vamperiall was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Vamperiall lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Developed.

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