Population | 10.872 billion |
Capital | Maruno City |
Leader | Imperator Dingoy |
Faith | Aurrelism |
Currency | dingoy dollar |
Animal | dingo |
The Imperium of Vamperiall is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Dingoy with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.872 billion Vamperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno City. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,106 trillion dingoy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,769 dingoy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, and the dingoes of Vamperiall are surprisingly well-adjusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aurrelism.
Vamperiall is ranked 22,539th in the world and 1,234th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 58.21 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Vamperiall's influence in Balder fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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Vamperiall's influence in Balder rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Vamperiall's influence in Balder fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Income Equality.
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Vamperiall, the dingoes of Vamperiall are surprisingly well-adjusted.
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Vamperiall, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
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Vamperiall, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.