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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,082ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,207th
The Moo Minister of
Father Knows Best State
Philosophy is useless, theology is worse
Imperator Dingoy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vamperiall

Population8.859 billion

CapitalMaruno City
LeaderImperator Dingoy
FaithAurrelism

Currencydingoy dollar
Animaldingo

The Moo Minister of Vamperiall is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Dingoy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.859 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno City. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,273 trillion dingoy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,578 dingoy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vamperiall's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aurrelism.

Vamperiall is ranked 225,199th in the world and 7,038th in Balder for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.77 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,082ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,473rdMost Patriotic: 1,551stLargest Black Market: 1,626thMost Armed: 1,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,899thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,305thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,605thHighest Average Incomes: 3,292ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,769thRudest Citizens: 6,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,267thHighest Economic Output: 7,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,538thMost Secular: 7,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,121stTop
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Most Influential: 12,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,820thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,883rdBest Weather: 15,872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,001stLargest Mining Sector: 16,527thLargest Governments: 18,865thSmartest Citizens: 18,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,644th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionRudest Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 275th in the regionMost Secular: 352nd in the regionMost Stationary: 359th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 403rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 457th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 480th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 619th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 702nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 712th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 5% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, smoking is banned in public areas.

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