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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496thLargest Black Market: 962nd
The Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Philosophy is useless, theology is worse
Imperator Dingoy
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vamperiall

Population10.872 billion

CapitalMaruno City
LeaderImperator Dingoy
FaithAurrelism

Currencydingoy dollar
Animaldingo

The Imperium of Vamperiall is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Dingoy with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.872 billion Vamperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno City. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,106 trillion dingoy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,769 dingoy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, and the dingoes of Vamperiall are surprisingly well-adjusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aurrelism.

Vamperiall is ranked 22,539th in the world and 1,234th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 58.21 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496thLargest Black Market: 962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 990thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,023rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,822ndMost Armed: 1,964thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,115thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,374thHighest Average Incomes: 2,664thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,770thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,431stHighest Economic Output: 5,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,792ndMost Secular: 6,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,489thMost Efficient Economies: 9,520thBest Weather: 11,834thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,995thLargest Governments: 13,104thMost Influential: 13,270thTop
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Most Developed: 14,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,787thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,950thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,192ndMost Authoritarian: 20,515thSmartest Citizens: 22,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,623rdMost Stationary: 23,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,427thMost Cultured: 25,660thMost Income Equality: 26,962nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionMost Patriotic: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 222nd in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 292nd in the regionMost Secular: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 385th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 442nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 448th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 618th in the regionLargest Governments: 661st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 664th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 719th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 721st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Vamperiall's influence in Balder fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Vamperiall's influence in Balder rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vamperiall's influence in Balder fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the dingoes of Vamperiall are surprisingly well-adjusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.

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