The ★Empire★ of Vamperiall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.866 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth 426 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,806 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bobism.

Vamperiall is ranked 73,973^rd in the world and 10^th in The Empire of Exus for Healthiest Citizens, with 2 Bananas Ingested Per Day.