by Max Barry

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,441st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,970th Most Subsidized Industry: 7,693rd
The ★Empire★ of
Father Knows Best State
Oppress Oppression
Emperor Vampereo
Founder / Emperor Vampereo the III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.866 billion

CapitalVampereo City
LeaderEmperor Vampereo


The ★Empire★ of Vamperiall is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.866 billion Vamperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth 426 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,806 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bobism.

Vamperiall is ranked 73,973rd in the world and 10th in The Empire of Exus for Healthiest Citizens, with 2 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,693rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,411thBest Weather: 8,498thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,526thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,400thMost Developed: 10,443rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,895thLargest Black Market: 12,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,878thHighest Average Incomes: 12,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,724thLowest Crime Rates: 14,969th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

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