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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,186th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,318th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,411th
The ⚜️Empire⚜️ of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
HONORE PUGNARE!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vamperiall

Population2.338 billion

CapitalVampereo City
LeaderEmperor Vampereo
FaithBobism

Currencydollar
Animalkitten

The ⚜️Empire⚜️ of Vamperiall is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.338 billion Vamperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth 313 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,021 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Vamperian politicians, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bobism.

Vamperiall is ranked 13,529th in the world and 473rd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,518.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,186thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,318thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,878thMost Efficient Economies: 9,326thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,464thLargest Black Market: 9,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,471stBest Weather: 12,558thMost Developed: 12,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,286thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,670th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 178th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312th in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost Developed: 328th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 334th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 458th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 473rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 490th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 614th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, elections have been outlawed.
  • : Vamperiall was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Vamperiall voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Helaw".
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Vamperian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Vamperiall, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Vamperiall's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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