The WA Minister of Vamperiall is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Vampereo with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.06 billion Vamperians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampereo City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vamperian economy, worth 812 trillion vamperian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,475 vamperian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, governments opposing Vamperiall are beset by rebels, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vamperiall's national animal is the vaporeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vampereonism.

Vamperiall is ranked 77,143^rd in the world and 3,387^th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,084.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.