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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 465thMost Influential: 2,253rdMost Armed: 4,224th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't kill the high just because you're low.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Valshire

Population622 million

CapitalPhantelaware

Currencydollar
Animalelephant

The Armed Republic of Valshire is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 622 million Valshireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phantelaware. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Valshirean economy, worth 63.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,625 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valshire's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Valshire is ranked 7,979th in the world and 263rd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 320.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 465thTop
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Most Influential: 2,253rdMost Armed: 4,224thFattest Citizens: 6,245thLargest Retail Industry: 7,287thMost Avoided: 7,979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,419thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,729thLargest Mining Sector: 16,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,206th
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Most Armed: 146th in the regionFattest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Avoided: 263rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 330th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 335th in the regionRudest Citizens: 406th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 544th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 636th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 648th in the regionMost Influential: 692nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 822nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, monster hunters with oversized swords roam the land.
  • : Valshire was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Valshire was endorsed by The People-State of Kulgatha.
  • : Valshire was endorsed by The Ritual of New Octicarg.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • : Valshire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Valshire was endorsed by The Communist Utopia of Nisastria.
  • : Following new legislation in Valshire, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Orado, Alunya, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Dabarastan, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Sockmanland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, Eravonia, Aratani, Black Templares, Amauri, Pazair, Castle Federation, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Valhalla123, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, United Anglo-America, New Bremerton, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Ponantine, Glurponia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Wodan, McMasterdonia, Vincone Cae, and 188 others.El Fiji Grande, Terban Kedah, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Gnomewatchers, Palgo, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, U S Eh, Steampunk Ariel, Aenglaland, Misthas, General COE, Serendipita Martia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Western Vapia, Greater Ars Britannia, Newpromisedland, Mazeoftime, Drutopia Insomnia, Sunaiya, Kubrostavsria, Panama Coalition, Slacker Ville, Sacrento, Tachycardia, The Real Ram Ranch, Ethnon, Chukstik Illahi, OuterGalactic Banking Clan, Clan Spaniel, Soviet Terran, North Novkia, Eraver, Prydania, Dicko, Angwayster, Townsvalley, Lotion Empire, Krakabossa, United States of Americanas, Aetulia, Xagill, Phoronu, Arimbia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Greater Maharlikans, The Most Freedom Ever, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Valentine Z, Aezus, Karazan, Marmiedon, Wilkshire, Itallitopia, The Sinclarian Provinces, 2 and 2 is Fish, Detrivania, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Fendlium, Montarc, Praeceps, British Pacific Islands, Free Culture, Independent Halls, Zecit, Infinitis, Moubarakistan, Kwaj, Zupla, Lorigia, New Lakemba, Freyford, Umuyyad, Vernest Quill, Malta Comino Gozo, Tianqing, Blackphir, Velon, Iron Cladia, Zixu, The Fecking Bois, Volstokn, Humptalumpta, Angshire, Loli County, Jasminlandia, Cobleck Weleis, Makersaulache, Revolutionary Sealand, Lungha, Francois Isidore, Austral States of America, New Flos, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Imperial Joseon, Great Bights Mum, Kasazzastan, Antineum, Wisconsota, God Leon, Hamerica, Navigator Islands, Anungu, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, JesseltonTM, United Kahndaq, Valatic Ash, Porlock, Kelvaros Prime, Mandexia, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Noahs Second Country, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Omnistria, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Clan Barrnary, Old Republic of Greece, RaineTrifles, Dakota Territories, Melkmeid, The New Communist Republic Of States, Haminkwarea, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Methor, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Olofin, Vexilia, Joodey, Ver Testua, Banana Rat, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, 9003, Vivanco, Crader, Lybirit, Reyalda, Bhigham, Dorito Dust, Orven, New Avian, Diodone, Harrys, Underium, Plangainer, Stone Ira, Land of the Cross, Beagles Reborn, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, East Akra, Infantivore, Warsaw-Halicz, Morover, Outer Bay, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Windmilluminati, Socialist State of LAY, Antiyard, Novanoke, Hangsa, Avastate, Coluazuela, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, New Caledon, Marrinia, Aeolist, Old Emporia, United West States, Unsophisticate, SORT, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nisastria, New Octicarg, and Kulgatha.

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