by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,773rdMost Influential: 7,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,954th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population312 million


The Republic of Valorines is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 312 million Valorinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The very strong Valorinesian economy, worth 21.7 trillion Vals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,567 Vals, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is almost non-existent. Valorines's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Valorines is ranked 156,629th in the world and 3,606th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 111 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,773rdTop
Most Influential: 7,004thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,954thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 23,921st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 406th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 970th in the region

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