The Empire of Valltoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Christian with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.604 billion Valltorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christiana. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valltorian economy, worth 155 trillion Valltoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 96,929 Valltoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valltoria's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is R'hllor.

Valltoria is ranked 102,035^th in the world and 117^th in New Western Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.