The United Kingdom of Valladares is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.72 billion Valladars are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Valladar economy, worth a remarkable 5,233 trillion Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,853 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Rushmore, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valladares's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Valladares is ranked 241,106^th in the world and 90^th in Rushmore for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.