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Nicest Citizens: 573rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 607thMost Pacifist: 616th
The United Kingdom of
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Valladares

Population26.72 billion

CapitalMetropolis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyPoint
AnimalDuck

The United Kingdom of Valladares is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.72 billion Valladars are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Valladar economy, worth a remarkable 5,233 trillion Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,853 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Rushmore, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valladares's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Valladares is ranked 241,106th in the world and 90th in Rushmore for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nicest Citizens: 573rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 607thMost Pacifist: 616thMost Cheerful Citizens: 768thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 819thSafest: 878thMost Efficient Economies: 1,009thLowest Crime Rates: 1,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,194thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,308thMost Developed: 1,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,540thHealthiest Citizens: 1,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,738thMost Devout: 1,866thHighest Economic Output: 1,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,407thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,283rdLargest Populations: 3,404thSmartest Citizens: 3,594thLargest Governments: 4,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,143rdMost Cultured: 5,368thBest Weather: 5,571stHighest Average Incomes: 7,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,541stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,054thMost Income Equality: 17,541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,688th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valladares was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Valladares was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Valladares was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Rushmore.
  • : Valladares was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Valladares, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.

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