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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,134thHighest Drug Use: 16,522nd
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Valkyrie Sprak

Population4.334 billion

AnimalUntamed Linguistics Textbook

The Republic of Valkyrie Sprak is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.334 billion Valkyries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Valkyrie economy, worth 97.0 trillion Pages a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,385 Pages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, emojis are the soul of wit, Valkyrie Sprak successfully hosted the Council of Constructed Languages Olympics, and historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkyrie Sprak's national animal is the Untamed Linguistics Textbook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valkyrie Sprak is ranked 173,417th in the world and 15th in Council of Constructed Languages for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,134thHighest Drug Use: 16,522ndMost Income Equality: 18,236thNicest Citizens: 19,250thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,473rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

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