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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,654thHighest Drug Use: 16,426thMost Primitive: 18,680th
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Valkyrie Sprak

Population2.175 billion

AnimalUntamed Linguistics Textbook

The Republic of Valkyrie Sprak is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.175 billion Valkyries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Valkyrie economy, worth 48.5 trillion Pages a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,282 Pages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Valkyrie Sprak, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime is totally unknown. Valkyrie Sprak's national animal is the Untamed Linguistics Textbook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valkyrie Sprak is ranked 161,065th in the world and 18th in Council of Constructed Languages for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,654thHighest Drug Use: 16,426thMost Primitive: 18,680thMost Income Equality: 21,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,222nd
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

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