The High Princedom of Valkyreia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Thea II Concorifer with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.279 billion Valkyreians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Valkyreian economy, worth 211 trillion eris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,391 eris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is almost non-existent. Valkyreia's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aleric Faith.

Valkyreia is ranked 188,126^th in the world and 114^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.34 law-abiding acts per hour.