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Most Authoritarian: 4,337thMost Primitive: 5,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,721st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Valkoiron Empire

Population262 million


The Empire of Valkoiron Empire is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 262 million Valkoiron Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Valkoiron Empirean economy, worth 7.21 trillion Vals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,525 Vals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkoiron Empire's national animal is the panther.

Valkoiron Empire is ranked 11,581st in the world and 601st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,862.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Authoritarian: 4,337thMost Primitive: 5,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,721stMost Conservative: 9,242ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,581stMost Extreme: 14,672nd
Most Authoritarian: 230th in the regionMost Primitive: 295th in the regionMost Extreme: 300th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 549th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 601st in the region

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