The Armed Republic of Valkiir is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Rhictor-Valkiiri with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 7.472 billion Valkiirii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkiir City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkiirii economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,522 Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Electricians spend more time in school than doctors, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, water fights now end with thousands dead, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkiir's national animal is the Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Valkiir is ranked 195,128^th in the world and 18^th in United Forum of Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 71.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.