The Armed Republic of Valkiir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Rhictor-Valkiiri with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 5.877 billion Valkiirii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkiir City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkiirii economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,729 Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, third world countries are rich in "I Love Valkiir City" t-shirts, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valkiir's national animal is the Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Valkiir is ranked 12,850^th in the world and 3^rd in United Forum of Nations for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.