Population | 2.767 billion |
Capital | Columbia Megacity |
Leader | De Jure Youngest Brother |
Faith | Na¶Ãů-ä¹Klkae |
Currency | Blessed Piece of Heavenly Currency |
Animal | Thing |
The Most Equal State of Valisiatied is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by De Jure Youngest Brother with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.767 billion Homo Superior are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Megacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The powerhouse Superior economy, worth 276 trillion Blessed Piece of Heavenly Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 99,942 Blessed Piece of Heavenly Currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,396 per year while the poor average 2,685, a ratio of 302 to 1.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valisiatied's national animal is the Thing and its national religion is Na¶Ãů-ä¹Klkae.
Valisiatied is ranked 255,015th in the world and 247th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -127.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Valisiatied lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.