The Paracosm of Valiraisia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by a raccoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.898 billion Valiraisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Industry isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalinkisnalia. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Valiraisian economy, worth 150 trillion creation seeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,779 creation seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, treason is relative, people caught mistreating Valiraisia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. Valiraisia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suloonism.

Valiraisia is ranked 174,553^rd in the world and 7,315^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 414.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.