The Tbh of Valijun is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by asdasd with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.08 billion asdas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of asda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.
The powerhouse sada economy, worth 661 trillion etbhs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,835 etbhs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the new hit series "Valijun's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valijun's national animal is the etvbasd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is asdasd.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Valijun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Valijun's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Valijun altered its national flag.
- : Valijun changed its national animal to "etvbasd", its capital to "asda", its currency to "etbh", its demonym to "asda", its demonym adjective to "sada", its demonym plural to "asdas", its faith to "asdasd", its leader to "asdasd", its motto to "tbh", and its nation type to "Tbh".
- : Valijun relocated from The Graveyard to The Roleplay Chessboard.