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Name: Timothy I'm Not Telling the Rest
Age: 18
Occupation: Full-time college student
Where I live: The state of Arkansas in the United States of America

Political Compass Coordinates: (-8,-4)
Political Affiliation/or whatever: Libertarian Socialist / Libertarian Marxist
Political Parties I Like (although don't fully agree with): The Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) and the American Party of Labor (APL)

Religion: United Methodism mixed with a lot of Deism and belief that God is nature/the cosmos

Level of Intelligence: High
Level of Common Sense: Low
In D & D terms: High Intelligence, Low Wisdom

What I'm For / What I Like:
Communism/Socialism (both Revolutionary and Democratic), Left Populism, Left Libertarianism, Dogs, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft, Metal music, Rock (especially Classic Rock), Country music (the old stuff like Johnny Cash and Wille Nelson), Palestine, Guns, Science, Space Exploration, Space Communism (I guess you can call it Spommunism, because space = sp then replace co with Sp), the color Red, Black Lives Matter, Animals and Nature

Centralist Libertarianism, Bernie Sanders, Social Democrats (at least they care), All Lives Matter (note: BLM isn't saying that only black lives matter, they just want black lives to matter to other people)

Fully Automated Luxury Communism, Automation of the Work Force, Trump, Hillary, the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, Pigs (Police Officers), Metalcore, Pop music, Country music (new), Israel, Gun Control, Imperialism, Authoritarianism, Fascism/Nazism, Capitalism, Crazy religious people, Atheists that are As-holes about Religion, GMOs (if you want me to like them, then you need to remove capitalism), Anti-Vaxxers, Anti-Science, Blue Lives Matter

Favorite Bands (not in any order except for number 1):
1. Metallica

2. Sodom
3. Gama Bomb
4. Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. Dekapitator

Political Quizzes

People I hate:
-That pig Sheriff David A. Clarke

Foreign Languages I Know: None

I really wish I knew Icelandic, Finnish, and/or German.
Spanish would be useful, but I'm surprised I didn't fail that class in high school.

Israel v. Palestine

I support a single-state, socialist Palestine.

What's white and blue, has a star in it, and deserves to burn?
The Israeli flag


My views are very weird and heretical. Not orthodox in anyway.

The Bible is NOT 100% CORRECT. Probably the only part close to that are the parts about Jesus the socialist carpenter.

I grew up going to a private Catholic school because it was the best school in the town of 10,000 people in southern Arkansas. However, I also went to a Baptist Church on the weekends because my grandmother was a Baptist and I stayed with her almost every weekend.
So I was Batholic, I didn't know wether I should drink or get mad about it.

After moving to Northwest Arkansas, me and my parents began going to a United Methodist Church. Out of all the denominations of christianity, United Methodist is (from what I can tell when comparing it to the others) my favorite because it is so f-cking liberal compared to the rest.

Favorite Bible Quote:
Luke 18: 22-25
When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “One thing you still lack. Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” But when he heard these things, he became very sad, for he was extremely rich. Jesus, seeing that he had become sad, said, “How difficult it is for those who have wealth to enter the kingdom of God! For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”

A Thing People Need to Understand:

China isn't Communist!!!!!!

It lets foreign companies exploit the workers, the workers have no power, they have anti-labor union laws; China is STATE CAPITALIST WHICH IS NOT COMMUNISM.


I don't live in the United Kingdom and the U.S. isn't part of the European Union obviously. That being said, I do still have my opinions on it.
I don't like the EU; however, leaving the EU might be a bad idea. If it were up to me, I would have never joined the EU in the first place.

States (Countries) that are Communist/Socialist:
-Vietnam, but only maybe
-Cuba, but also only maybe

States (Countries) that are called Communist/Socialist but aren't:
-The Scandinavian countries

Political Hacks (for usage on Forums):
- San Lumen (Democratic Party)
- Troblest (Democratic Party)

Half-Political Hacks:
- Arlington (Republican Party)
- The Flutterlands (Democratic Party)

Forum Sig:
Native speakers of Icelandic, Finnish, and Norwegian: Sorry for my bastardization of y'all's languages.
I don't have a dirty mind, just a sexy imagination.