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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,543rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,755th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,817th
The Derpy Technocratic Democracy of
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Styrke og Frelsi (Strength and Freedom)
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Valgora

Population5.392 billion

CapitalMartr÷­ Tungli­
LeaderTimotei Blˇ­hnÝf Ottosson
FaithTroklakhi

CurrencyValgoran Krˇna
AnimalValgoran Wolf

The Derpy Technocratic Democracy of Valgora is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Timotei Blˇ­hnÝf Ottosson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.392 billion Valgorans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martr÷­ Tungli­. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Valgoran economy, worth 996 trillion Valgoran Krˇnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,787 Valgoran Krˇnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught in Valgora are never heard from again, religious education is a new government priority, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and nations that kill a Valgoran can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Valgora's national animal is the Valgoran Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Troklakhi.

Valgora is ranked 53,280th in the world and 1,831st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,758.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,543rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,817thMost Inclusive: 1,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,211thHighest Drug Use: 2,349thLargest Governments: 2,471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,777thMost Developed: 2,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,731stSmartest Citizens: 3,755thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,208thMost Cultured: 4,569thRudest Citizens: 5,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,666thMost Efficient Economies: 6,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,037thHighest Average Incomes: 7,042ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,286thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,878thNudest: 8,096thHealthiest Citizens: 8,434thTop
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Most Secular: 8,949thMost Politically Free: 9,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,056thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,784thHighest Economic Output: 13,086thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,906th
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Highest Drug Use: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 91st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 138th in the regionMost Cultured: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 179th in the regionMost Politically Free: 207th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionNudest: 307th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Secular: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 469th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, nations that kill a Valgoran can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, spies caught in Valgora are never heard from again.
  • : Valgora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest, Most Extensive Civil Rights, and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Valgora, Valgora has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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